Human Howdy Doody doll Mike Pence wants desperately to be accepted by the genital-grabbing, pervert president, and he’s always willing to go the extra mile in the vain hope of proving what a stand-up team player he is.
For example, while nearly every Republican member of the Senate now says they fail to see how the Trumpcare bill will ever be passed in the upper house of Congress, Mikey is still out there beating that dead horse:
Pence on healthcare: "We are very close … this is the moment, now is the time." Asks for Americans to call their elected officials. (!)
— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) July 10, 2017
Very close? Now is the time? Damn, I thought Mike was supposed to be a some sorta Christian. I had no idea he uses hard drugs that dull your senses and make you believe the impossible. Maybe all that goody-goody bullshit is just an act.
So, brainless Trump legions, the time is now! You must pick up your phone and call your Senators! You must beg them to take away your health insurance so that massive tax breaks can be given to people who make more in six months than most of us will make in a lifetime! Yes, poorly educated minions, you must watch as your elected officials give even more to the obscenely rich so we can finally prove that the only god we serve is indeed the Almighty Dollar! Praise the Lord and pass the collection plate!
Unfortunately, things didn’t go quite as the Veep had planned, and he was heavily trolled online with some biting comments:
Imagine how far your head must be up your own ass if you think it's a good idea to ask Americans to call about a bill polling in the teens
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) July 10, 2017
I'll call my elected officials, but I don't think Mikey will like what I tell them.
— Butthole Dan (@realbuttholedan) July 10, 2017
Per Pence, please call your Senators and tell them you don't want your healthcare?
— John Joseph (@CAPolitics) July 10, 2017
Yeah, call your elected official and tell them no f*ckin way!
— X (@AccountedX) July 10, 2017
Pansy-ass Pence is yearning for a divine paycheck from the Koch gods.
— JCD (@weltschmerz100) July 10, 2017
There are times when I think how much better off this country will be once Trump is impeached. Then I remember Pence is VP and realize that impeachment needs to be a twofer.
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