Trump’s Sh*tty Diaper Falls Off: ‘I Can’t Be Doing So Badly, Because I’m President And You’re Not’

President Donald Trump unloaded his overfilled diaper during a Time Magazine interview on Monday when he stood by his mountain of lies concerning things like wiretapping, voter fraud, and other issues.

Trump enlightened the world on why it is he’s such a great president.

“I’m a very instinctual person, but my instinct turns out to be right,” Trump told Time’s Washington bureau chief Michael Scherer in an interview conducted Wednesday and published Thursday morning. “I tend to be right. I’m an instinctual person, I happen to be a person that knows how life works.”

Trump spent the entire interview justifying his outrageous claims by the fact that he won the election. For example, when it came to the “millions of illegals” who never voted in the 2016 election, Trump said:

“Well I think I will be proved right about that too,” Trump said when asked about his claims of illegal voting, promising that form a commission on the “very serious problem.” “Well now if you take a look at the votes, when I say that, I mean mostly they register wrong, in other words, for the votes, they register incorrectly, and/or illegally. And they then vote. You have tremendous numbers of people.”

When questioned several times on whether or not he thinks the things he says hurts his credibility as president, Trump said toward the end of the interview:

“Hey look, in the meantime, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and you’re not. You know.”

What an absolute fucking joke.

Check out the full interview here.

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