Seems that our so-called president is now so paranoid that he’s going to be exposed as a traitor that he’s under the impression that President Obama personally wiretapped him at Trump Tower. Actually, a FISA court is believed to have issued a warrant for Trump’s communications–and those of his aides–back in October of 2016 when it became obvious the Trump campaign was being assisted by the Russians in order to assure Cheeto Hitler won the election.
But this morning, Trump was virtually foaming at the mouth as he tweeted out:
I'd bet a good lawyer could make a great case out of the fact that President Obama was tapping my phones in October, just prior to Election!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017
How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017
The sad (not to mention frightening) thing about the tweets is that Trump has no fucking clue that a president cannot tap anyone’s phones. That can only be done with a court order. Also, the way he’s stumbling around like a drunken sailor who just got rolled for his pay is a good confirmation that Trump knows damn well he’s a guilty son of a bitch.
Into this steps the novelist Stephen King, who decided to do some expert trolling of the Human Combover with three tweets of his own:
Not only did Obama tap Trump's phones, he stole the strawberry ice cream out of the mess locker.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 4, 2017
Obama tapped Trump's phones IN PERSON! Went in wearing a Con Ed coverall. Michelle stood guard while O spliced the lines. SAD!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 4, 2017
Trump should know OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He's in the closet! HE HAS SCISSORS!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 4, 2017
Game, set, and match, Stephen King.
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