It seems that America’s Snowflake-In-Chief will have to wait a little longer to enjoy some hot dirty love from his greasy, sweaty “Bikers for Trump” crew.
On Tuesday night, the White House confirmed that Harley-Davidson asked President Donald Trump to stay his orange ass at home because of the planned protests. Trump was originally supposed to tour their factory and announce his manufacturing executive order before a crowd of his favorite bike riding zombies.
However, the heat from thousands of pissed off Americans proved to be too hot to handle for the motorcycle maker.
But Cheer up “Mr. President,” your boyfriend Vladimir still has your horse bitch seat waiting for you whenever you’re ready to visit him in Moscow.

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