Maybe Donald Trump Should Just Go Ahead And Change His Last Name To TRAITOR

Even after he received an in-depth briefing from American intelligence agencies on Friday, which showed conclusively that Russia — more specifically, Vladimir Putin — was behind the hacking of the 2016 election, Trump was again questioning the role Russia played, commenting:

“While Russia, China, other countries, outside groups and people are consistently trying to break through the cyber infrastructure of our governmental institutions, businesses and organizations including the Democrat [sic] National Committee, there was absolutely no effect on the outcome of the election.”

Do you notice how he throws China in there to try and take our attention off Russia? Nice try, Donnie, but, unlike you, most of us can carry more than one fact in our brains at the same time.

Also, in typical fascist, strongman fashion, Trump said he would appoint a team of experts to counter cyberattacks, but that’s all he can say about it:

“The methods, tools and tactics we use to keep America safe should not be a public discussion that will benefit those who seek to do us harm.”

Trump wants no further public discussion of the matter. He wants all this talk of hacking and espionage by his dear friend Putin to cease ASAP. So I think we should agree, but on one condition: We’ll all drop the subject if Trump agrees to legally change his name from Donald J. Trump to Donald J. Treason.

All of you who agree, drop Donnie a tweet on his Twitter feed and suggest he change his name. Let’s see just how badly we can piss off this orange pustule.

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