Donald Trump won the election, but he’s acting like he lost, taking to Twitter and whining:
If the election were based on total popular vote I would have campaigned in N.Y. Florida and California and won even bigger and more easily
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2016
Donald, this needs to be said, and no doubt we will have to remind you each and every moment for every day you’re in the White House: You are a petulant little baby man who whines about the slightest offense. You say you’re a tough guy who will stand up to terrorists, but what if they make jokes about that ridiculous dead animal atop your head?
Get a grip, man! We already know you’re unqualified, but do you have to be such a brat, too? Get Ivanka to give you a nice slap across your fat face and consider that from all of us out here in the populace.