Did you ever think you’d find yourself in a parallel universe where Glenn Beck is actually making sense?
Yea, me neither.
Beck stunned the world with his “I have considered voting for Hillary Clinton” and then made right-wing racist heads explode with his op-ed in the New York Times urging conservatives to understand #BlackLivesMatter.
Ladies and gents, Glenn Beck is now WOKE. AS. F*CK.
What that means, of course, is that Twitter will hashtag the shit out of it. Because it’s Twitter.
Woke Glen Beck even has his own Twitter account now.
It also means that when Glenn Beck decides to prance around in a silly-as-f*ck outfit that’s like a parody of a hipster (think on THAT shit for a moment), Twitter responds in kind.
When did Glenn Beck move to Brooklyn? pic.twitter.com/fK81eHlX4S
— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) November 16, 2016
@wessw woke Beck looks like what neocon Beck imagined woke Beck might look like
— JPS (@JasonPStarling) November 16, 2016
woke glenn beck looks like the kind of guy who likes to talk about how he used to search the jungles for lost Aztec gold
— Emma Stefansky (@stefabsky) November 16, 2016
woke Glenn Beck looks like he owns a Japanese ceramics store in Silver Lake pic.twitter.com/J61wUxFM9j
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) November 16, 2016
How long before Woke Glenn Beck has a bigass beard?