GOP Issues As Many As 22 Million Death Warrants By Gutting The ACA

Last night, Buzzfeed leaked a Russian dossier, which supposedly contains personal and financial dirt of President-elect Trump. While in Russia, Trump supposedly paid prostitutes to pee on...

Racist Fox Newser Tells ‘Hamilton’ Cast To Shut Up And Do ‘Hip Hop Dancing’

Seems that the dimwitted news readers over at Fox News got more than a tad upset with the criticism cast members of the hit show "Hamilton" had...

Trump Is Expecting Putin’s Baby!

While couples across the country were torn apart after this past presidential election, one couple in particular came out stronger than ever. Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is clearly...

Idiot Ben Carson Doesn’t Even Realize Steve Bannon Hates Him

Did he really just say that? Ben Carson was talking about a soon-to-be White House staff member, Steve Bannon. Bannon runs an alt-right news site called Breitbart....

NEW DATING SITE – Proves There Are Way Too Many Crazy Pre-Menopausal Women In...

Do you have a single Trump supporter in your life? They probably just want to make their love life great again. Direct them to their own dating...

Suck It Up Right Wing Buttercups, No B*tching About Losing Obamacare

Yes, I'm talking to you, Trump voters. You wanted that wall. You wanted your guns. You wanted Hillary Clinton locked up. You want to get rid of...

Ammosexual Idiots Are Rejoicing At The Idea Of A President Trump

Many of us are particularly scared of a Donald Trump presidency. There is one group that is very happy with the idea: the gun nuts. He was...

Microwave Cameras – The Latest Advancement In Futuristic Spy Tech According To Kellyanne Conway

President Donald Trump shook things up this week when he tweeted about former President Barack Obama wiretapped his office at Trump Tower during the campaign. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837989835818287106 The way he...

Absurd Heartbeat Bill Is So Extreme It Practically Shoves A Camera Up Your P***y

The Ohio Senate has passed the most restrictive abortion bill in the country. It bans abortion once a fetal heartbeat can be detected. As Motto reported: "The bill now...

Wussy Priebus Dances Around Questions About Idiotic Muslim ‘Registry’

President-elect Donald Trump is bringing in Reince Priebus for his Chief of Staff. Priebus was asked about Donald Trump's campaign promise of creating a Muslim "registry." He...

Dumba** Fox News Host: People Without Health Insurance Can Just Go To The ER

Since the Affordable Care Act (ACA) passed in 2010, Republicans have been trying to get rid of it. Now, that we have Republican President-elect Donald Trump, the...

Trump Is Still Hawking Overpriced Campaign Sh*t!

Welp...the campaign is over. Our President-elect is Donald Trump. As if that wasn't bad enough, he is still selling those stupid ball caps. It's a new form,...

This Batsh*t Crazy Trump Supporter Voted Twice Because… TRUMP

President Donald Trump talked a lot about the election being "rigged," and he claimed that he lost the popular vote because of voter fraud. Back in November, he...

Paid Liar And Resident Twit Kellyanne Conway Says CIA Report On Russia Is ‘Laughable...

Trump advisor and shrunken head model Kellyanne Conway was one of the guests on Face the Nation Sunday morning, and she wasted no time casually dismissing a...

Trump’s Executive Orders Might Be Just As Impotent As His Tiny Hands

President Donald Trump's small hands have penned several executive orders in less than two weeks. Amid reports that staffers have to pull him away from the television, just...

Team Trump Now Says F*ck You Media And Your Silly Little F*ck Facts Too,...

On Friday, during a contentious sit down between staffers for the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns, former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski made an astounding statement...

Trump Threatens To Tear Down The Wall Between Church And State

President Donald Trump has vowed to "destroy" the Johnson Amendment. This provision prohibits non-profit organizations from participating in any political campaigns in any way. If they do participate,...

GOP Empties Basket Of Deplorables For Worst Possible Replacement Of Sessions

The suspended Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, Roy Moore, is on the short list to finish out Jeff Sessions' term in the Senate. Sessions has been...

Busting 3 Big Myths Surrounding Atheism

I'm an atheist, and I live in the Bible Belt. Here are some myths surrounding atheism that I would like to bust for you right now. 1. MYTH:...

Stephen Miller Puts The ‘ick’ In D*ck (VIDEO)

I used to think that there is no possible way this administration could get any more deplorable. The very pale silver lining at this point is that...