This Sleazy Woman Defines The Trump Movement

If you've been in a deep, dark, cave on some uncharted desert island for the last few weeks, you can get up to speed on all of...

Racist Fox Newser Tells ‘Hamilton’ Cast To Shut Up And Do ‘Hip Hop Dancing’

Seems that the dimwitted news readers over at Fox News got more than a tad upset with the criticism cast members of the hit show "Hamilton" had...

A**hole-In-Chief Elect Shows Us What Kind Of Diplomat He Will Be

The former president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has passed away at the age of 90. President Obama released a statement saying: "Today, we offer condolences to Fidel Castro's family,...

Get Trump A Depends. The Latest Crib Notes On The Recounts In PA, WI,...

Holy crap, things are getting messy in Trumplandia. Here are the latest crib notes on the recounts in PA, WI, and MI. Each of the three states has...

Heartbeat Bill Author Is So F*cking Extreme Even The Craziest RWNJs Don’t Want Her

Ohio passed one of the most restrictive abortion bills in the country. It is at Governor John Kasich's desk right now. If passed, it will ban all...

Typical Bullies… Punch First, Then Hide Behind Teacher And Whine That ‘Libruls Started It’

Many conservatives refer to liberals as weak. They call us crybabies and tree-huggers and bleeding hearts. Welp...looks like some college conservatives are borrowing one of our concepts:...

Douchenozzle Paul Ryan Doesn’t Want Sick People To Have Healthcare

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan doesn't care about sick people. If you have a chronic illness, you will be screwed under his plan. Ryan said: “Less than 10...

UPDATED: Southerners Beg For Disaster Aid – Trump Still Sits On His Ass After...

President Donald Trump reported being "bored" and watching TV all weekend. I hope he was enjoying himself because people in Mississippi were losing their homes, and 20 people...

Here’s The Letter About Jeff Sessions Mitch McConnell Doesn’t Want Us To Read

During the confirmation proceedings for vile racist Sen. Jeff Sessions to be Attorney General of the United States, Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren thought it would be appropriate...

NSFW: Finally! We Have A Real Trump Troll To Troll Trump!

I have a new hero. This fed up artist has created an epically classic Trump troll to troll the real Donald Trump. The 56-year-old artist, Chuck Williams, has...

The Rich History Of Trump’s Stuff Getting Destroyed

President Donald Trump is not everyone's favorite person, especially as president. Naturally, many snarky (or genius) people have destroyed his things over the years. Let's take a...

States Working To Force Congress To Boot TrumpleThinSkin For Constitutional Violations

A city council in Massachusetts is going to vote on a resolution to impeach Donald Trump. Cambridge, Massachusetts, will vote on this during their Monday meeting. The resolution...
Sanctuary City

Federal Judge Leaves Trump FUMING After Spoiling His Racist Sanctuary City Persecution Fetish

Federal Judge William H. Orrick in San Francisco, California has blocked President Donald Trump's "sanctuary city" executive order aimed at barring federal funds cities that protect undocumented...

DAMN THAT’S COLD: You Won’t Believe What James Comey Was Doing When He Found...

On Wednesday, FBI Director James Comey was fired by President* Donald Trump. Comey's firing sent shock waves through Washington, prompting comparisons to President Richard Nixon's infamous series of...

WATCH: Always The Schoolboy Bully, Trump Shoved His Way To The Front

Everyone knows that a skilled and confident leader has no need to demonstrate how fantastic they are because everyone can already see it. Diplomacy, good manners, and the...

Snowflake-In-Chief Trump Cancels London Trip Because The British Are Mean To Him

President Donald Trump's has canceled his visit to the United Kingdom. According to the Guardian, Trump did so because he lost favor with the British people over...

Trump Voter WHINES To CNN About How His Family ‘Won’t Be Insured’ If GOP...

A President Trump supporter appeared in a severe emotionally broken state when he told CNN during an interview that he would not have been able to afford healthcare...

Texas Defunds Planned Parenthood–Sees Spike In Teen Abortions

The Republicans have been trying to end abortion in this country for decades. Over the past few years, they have gotten on a kick of shutting down...

Attention America: Our Next National Security Advisor Is A Raving Lunatic

The most important decision President-elect "Tiny Hands" Trump will ever make is in choosing who will be his National Security Advisor. And as you'd expect, he managed...

F*ck You, Santa!

An Orlando mall Santa has lost his job for the dumbest reason. A 10-year-old girl went to see the mall Santa and tell him what she wants for...