Dumba**es Think Sandy Hook Was A Government Conspiracy

There are a lot of fucking stupid people out there, but this is blowing my mind! Four years ago, twenty school children and six brave teachers lost...

Traitorous Sean Hannity Says America Should ‘Make Russia Great Again’

Fox News host Sean Hannity is one of the most annoying and ignorant sacks of excrement to ever appear on cable news in any capacity. And now...

In Between A$$-Kissing Sessions, Conway Finds Time To Dismiss Russian Involvement

Last week, we heard the bombshell news that Russia may have been involved in the now President-elect Donald Trump's win in the presidential election. According to an NBC/Wall...

MTV Calls Out White Guys On Their Bullsh*t (VIDEO)

2016 has sucked. Can we all agree on that? It started with the death of David Bowie and is ending with a slimy, pussy-grabbing perv filling the...

Trump Is Still Hawking Overpriced Campaign Sh*t!

Welp...the campaign is over. Our President-elect is Donald Trump. As if that wasn't bad enough, he is still selling those stupid ball caps. It's a new form,...

Don Lemon Gets P*ss A** Drunk On Live TV And Things Go Downhill FAST...

CNN's Don Lemon celebrated New Year's Eve in New Orleans along with his co-host Brooke Baldwin. During the course of the evening, Lemon decided to partake in...
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Glenn Beck Is Now Woke AF. Could A Beard Be Far Behind?

Did you ever think you'd find yourself in a parallel universe where Glenn Beck is actually making sense? Yea, me neither. Beck stunned the world with his "I have...

Florida Woman Helping Other Women Trap Their Men

A woman in Florida is trying to save enough money for her degree. She has resorted to selling positive pregnancy tests and urine on Craigslist. She was...

Michael Moore Just Put Whiny A*s Trump And Pence On Notice

Attention Donald Trump and Mike Pence: Michael Moore knows exactly what you plan to try and do the United States, and he's vowing to fight you every...

A**hole Customer Blatantly Fat-Shames Utah Ice Cream Store Employee

Justine Elwood, 19, works at the Coldstone Creamery in Layton, Utah; she was fat-shamed by a customer. A couple of weeks ago, she was helping a mother...

Facebook ‘Mistakenly’ Censors Journalist Who Criticized Trump And His Batsh*t Crazy Nazi Supporters

Journalist Kevin Sessums was temporarily banned from Facebook for calling President-elect Donald Trump's supporters a "nasty fascistic lot." A Facebook spokesman said: “We’re very sorry about this mistake. The post...

Creationists Go Into Attack Mode When Cincinnati Zoo Reminds Us About Evolution

The zoo in Cincinatti, Ohio, posted a great picture of a Bonobo monkey on their Facebook page. The caption for the picture said: “Sharing more than 98% of...

Trump Isn’t A Sneaky Little F*ck So His Fans Don’t Give A Shit What...

President-elect Donald Trump has some fucking dumb people around him. This one takes the cake (at least this week). One spokesman, Sean Spicer, had this to say about...

Merry Christmas? Happy Holidays? Who Gives A F**k?!

Yes, that time of the year is upon us. It's winter and time for the holidays. We've already survived Thanksgiving. Now, there are more holidays going on...

Alt-Right Scumbag Hero And Twitter Bully Gets A Book Deal With A Fat Advance

Perhaps you've heard of Milo Yiannopoulos. He's the revolting sack of human excrement who was banned from Twitter for life when he decided it would be a cool...

TRUTH! Joy Reid Urges The Press: Don’t Promote Trump’s Tweets As ‘Headline News’

On her show today, MSNBC host Joy Reid issued a clarion call of logic and restraint that everyone in the news media--including me--needs to hear and heed:...

Sh*thead Conspiracy Freak Alex Jones Is Now Saying Hillary Is A Serial Killer

Alex Jones is lower than a worm. Ok, so there's that. But even that seems insufficient for his latest bullshit lie, which this human pustule is pumping...

Phallic-Obsessed Pastor Promises To Pump Up Penises

Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has a very... interesting way of helping his congregation fix their body image woes. If a man doesn't like the size of his penis,...

BURN All The Books! Its Not Like Kids Learn Racism Or Sex Online Or...

I thought this problem was a thing of the past, but I guess it's still going on. Many parents are calling for banning classic books. These are...

Fox News F*cked Up Families Nationwide – THIS Nasty Woman Fights Back

For those of you who have Amazon Prime, you should check out the documentary "The Brain Washing Of My Dad." The filmmaker follows her father's journey from...