Repealing The ACA Is A ‘Great Service’ – If You’re Bending Over For The...

This week, the Republicans in Congress have started the repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA). President-elect Trump seems to be completely delusional. He said he is "doing...

Moronic Conservatives On Social Media Brag: ‘We Are Repealing Obamacare, Not The ACA’

Sometimes I wonder if being an ignorant, know-nothing simpleton is a prerequisite for entry into the world of conservatives, right wingers, nutjobs, and inbred moronic doofuses. For example:...

Blonde Bimbo Tomi Lahren Labels Liberals As ‘Snowflakes’

Tomi Lahren, the ultra-Conservative 24-year-old host of the Blaze's show, Final Thoughts, had some ugly thoughts about liberal "snowflakes." They're almost akin to Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a...

GOP Issues As Many As 22 Million Death Warrants By Gutting The ACA

Last night, Buzzfeed leaked a Russian dossier, which supposedly contains personal and financial dirt of President-elect Trump. While in Russia, Trump supposedly paid prostitutes to pee on...

Trump Attacks CNN: ‘You’re Fake News!’ – As If The Sh*t For Brains Knows...

Our idiotic President-elect hawked up a large pile of bullshit word salad at a press conference this morning. In the midst of his ramblings,  he talked about how...

Trump Spews A Garbled Bullsh*t Word Salad At First Presser In 24 Wks

This morning, January 11, 2016, Trump gave his first press conference after the election. He hacked up a big dose of word salad into our laps. He actually...

Sh*t For Brains Bigot Sessions: ‘I’m Not Sure’ If Secular People Can Handle...

Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) has been in the news a lot today because he has been nominated for Attorney General under President-elect Donald Trump's administration. He will be...

The Blaze’s Tomi Lahren Says She Thinks Assault Of One White Man Is Equal...

Neocon bimbo Tomi Lahren thinks that the four Black young adults who beat and kidnapped a white teen should be put to death alongside Dylann Roof, the...

Fu*kface Julian Assange Is Now Defending Donald Trump–Can The Apocalypse Be Far Behind?

I've seen a lot in my lifetime. No doubt you have, too. But in what may wind up being one of the most WTF?! things in recent...

This Dillhole Wants To Marry His Computer–Right After He Gets Porn Banned From The...

There's stupid, there's crazy, there's clueless, and there's Chris Sevier. Who is Chris Sevier? He's a Utah man who once petitioned a court in his home state for a...

Screwball Sarah Urges Donnie Con Man To Pull The U.S. Out Of The United...

Ah, Sarah Palin. No matter how many times you see the name, you just know there's gonna be a new level of idiocy attached to it. And...

As*hat GOP Congressman Wants Trump To Roll Back Protections Against Campus Rape

Chances are pretty good that you've never heard of North Carolina GOP Congressman Mark Meadows. He recently wrote Donald Trump and carefully enumerated 300 rules or regulations he...

NAACP Calls For Firing Of Douchebag Science Teacher After His Racist Rant About The...

ThParents in Arkansas are calling for this teacher's resignation after he made disgusting racist remarks about the First Family on Facebook. Trent Bennett is a science teacher...

Ammosexual Conservative Lets Teen Hold Gun, Winds Up Six Feet Under

M.D. Harmon is an ultraconservative gun loving nutbag who has spent much of his life defending the absolute right of every American to own a firearm. And now...

Conspiracy Nut Alex Jones Just Pissed Off A Legion Of Star Wars Nerds

Alex Jones is one of those RWNJs who can make our liberal blood boil. Today, while the world is mourning the death of beloved actress and author,...

Cinnabon Posted A Tasteless ‘Tribute’ To Carrie Fisher–BIG Fu*king Mistake!

2016--already on its way to being one of the cruelest years in recent memory--took a turn for the worse today with the passing of Carrie Fisher. She...

Florida Woman Helping Other Women Trap Their Men

A woman in Florida is trying to save enough money for her degree. She has resorted to selling positive pregnancy tests and urine on Craigslist. She was...

Moderate John Kasich Jumps Off Deep End Into 2nd Amendment Cesspool

Ohio Governor John Kasich signed a bill allowing concealed carry at daycares and colleges if the owner allows it. You can even take them to the airport up...

Trump Bent Over For Putin; The EC Broke Out The Lube – Time To...

The electoral college -- the political equivalent of wearing three condoms whilst having sex with an octogenarian -- managed to just fuck up the only thing it...

In Between A$$-Kissing Sessions, Conway Finds Time To Dismiss Russian Involvement

Last week, we heard the bombshell news that Russia may have been involved in the now President-elect Donald Trump's win in the presidential election. According to an NBC/Wall...