Dylann Roof Gets To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming A KKK Martyr

On June 17, 2015, Dylann Roof walked into a historically Black church in South Carolina. He joined in on one of their Bible study groups, and opened...

Creationists Go Into Attack Mode When Cincinnati Zoo Reminds Us About Evolution

The zoo in Cincinatti, Ohio, posted a great picture of a Bonobo monkey on their Facebook page. The caption for the picture said: “Sharing more than 98% of...

Trump Is Expecting Putin’s Baby!

While couples across the country were torn apart after this past presidential election, one couple in particular came out stronger than ever. Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is clearly...

A**hat Fundies In South Dakota Want To Shove Their Science-Denial Down Your Kids’ Throats

The South Dakota anti-evolution bill has passed the Senate Education Committee. SB 55 is meant to weaken the teaching of evolution in schools. From the description of the...

GOP Empties Basket Of Deplorables For Worst Possible Replacement Of Sessions

The suspended Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, Roy Moore, is on the short list to finish out Jeff Sessions' term in the Senate. Sessions has been...

Batsh*t Crazy Evangelicals Bring Their God’s ‘Extreme Vetting’ To CPAC

This year's Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) is going to a feature a ridiculous panel titled, "Heaven has a wall, why can't the United States?" The gathering has...

Chill The F**k Out, Conservatives. Trump Isn’t Saving Christmas.

Here we go again with the idiot conservatives and their "War on Christmas." Donald Trump's former campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, told Fox News (naturally) that we can once again...

This Dillhole Wants To Marry His Computer–Right After He Gets Porn Banned From The...

There's stupid, there's crazy, there's clueless, and there's Chris Sevier. Who is Chris Sevier? He's a Utah man who once petitioned a court in his home state for a...

NC Church Uses Sex To Keep Cult Members In Line

This North Carolina Word of Faith Fellowship church has ridiculously outdated and borderline creepy views on marriage and sex. Their rules are: "Congregants need permission from leader...

Mandatory Sex Ed Won’t Stop Teen From Screwing But It Will Reduce Bad Outcomes

The United Kingdom is now making sex education compulsory, and we should do the same. Until now, schools were not obligated to include sex and relationships in...

Bill O’Reilly Takes One In The A** To Lead The Way On Trump’s Bullsh*t...

It's that time of year. The temperatures are dropping, and the holidays are coming. One holiday tradition is the so-called "war on Christmas." Every year, religious extremists...

Palin: ‘God Intervened’ And Made Trump President

Wow! I don't think I've ever heard this level of stupid. Sarah Palin said this about the outcome of the election: “No doubt, divine providence played a huge...

Trump Wants This Televangelist, Science-Denying A**hat To Be Secretary Of Education?!

Our orange-faced President-elect Donald Trump is slowly filling up his cabinet with the vilest RWNJs he can find. He tried to get Ben Carson to do it,...

Hey, Pat McCrory! Get A F*cking Job

Poor Pat McCrory. Since losing his recent bid for re-election, the former North Carolina governor has joined many of his fellow North Carolinians in the unemployment line....

Oklahoma Busily Tearing Down Walls To Erase ‘Separation Of Church And State’

Oklahoma has advanced a bill to allow Ten Commandments statues in all of their public buildings. House Bill 2177 allows for the installation of: “... Statues, monuments, memorials,...

Homophobic A**hole Spreads BS Pedophile Rumors At Pro- LGBT Church Because… Trump Makes It...

A RWNJ Trump-supporter busted into a pro-LGBT church last week. The man went into the office of the Community Christian Church in Tempe, Arizona. Pastor Doug Bland said this...

HILARIOUS: Crazy Creationist Says F*ck You To The LGBT Community… With Rainbow Lights

Earlier this year, Ken Ham built a ridiculous museum in Kentucky based on the ark from the Noah's Ark story in the Bible. It is a big,...

Suck It, Human Breeders! My Dog IS My Baby!

Okay, parents. It's time to drop the entitlement. Not everyone wants children during their lives. Some people have a different idea of what a family is. I don't...

‘Thou Shalt Not Kill’ – But These Christians Want To

Marie Schaub and her daughter were plaintiffs in a case to remove a Ten Commandments monument from Valley High School in New Kensington, Pennsylvania. They negotiated a...

Schultz Put The ‘Peanuts’ Bible Verse There For A Good Reason – Not A...

In Texas, a nurse's aide, Dedra Shannon, at a Texas middle school put a Christmas poster on the door of the nurse's office. The poster had a...