Dear, Alabama: This Is What Happens When You Don’t Teach Real Sex-Ed

I have lived in northern Alabama my entire life. In middle school, we had a sex education class. Welp... In Alabama, our sex-ed is really abstinence-ed. Here is...

86K Insane Fundies Call Themselves A Million Moms And Threaten Boycott

This conservative women's group, One Million Moms, loves to bitch about seeing gay couples in magazine ads. Now, they are having their latest tizzy fit over the children's magazine, Highlights,...

Sh*t For Brains Bigot Sessions: ‘I’m Not Sure’ If Secular People Can Handle The...

Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) has been in the news a lot today because he has been nominated for Attorney General under President-elect Donald Trump's administration. He will be...

Idiot Science-Deniers Think The Earth Is Flat In 2017… Seriously

Yes, you read that correctly. There are still people in 2017 who think that the Earth is flat. We have known about the planet being round for...

Merry Christmas? Happy Holidays? Who Gives A F**k?!

Yes, that time of the year is upon us. It's winter and time for the holidays. We've already survived Thanksgiving. Now, there are more holidays going on...

Tell The A&E Reality Show Producers To Go F*ck Themselves – Boycott Generation KKK

A&E, the network that brought us Duck Dynasty, is making a KKK documentary miniseries. It will be aired as an 8-part miniseries starting on January 10. It will...

Piss Pot Pence Trashes The Constitution Because Screw Women’s Choice – ‘Life Is Winning’

We are all paying attention to how extreme and nutty President Donald Trump is, but Pence is pretty extremist himself. This morning, he spoke at the 2017...

Alabama Church Wants Private Police Force For Jesus

Briarwood Presbyterian Church and Briarwood Christian School in Birmingham, Alabama has asked for its own police department. The bill was proposed for the 4,000-member church by attorney Eric...

Phallic-Obsessed Pastor Promises To Pump Up Penises

Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has a very... interesting way of helping his congregation fix their body image woes. If a man doesn't like the size of his penis,...

F*ck You Boy Scouts — This Kid Is Too Amazing For You

The Boy Scouts of America have supposedly started allowing people of all sexual orientations into their organization. They are facing some questions after their latest discriminatory move. Joe...

Oklahoma Busily Tearing Down Walls To Erase ‘Separation Of Church And State’

Oklahoma has advanced a bill to allow Ten Commandments statues in all of their public buildings. House Bill 2177 allows for the installation of: “... Statues, monuments, memorials,...

Trump Wants This Televangelist, Science-Denying A**hat To Be Secretary Of Education?!

Our orange-faced President-elect Donald Trump is slowly filling up his cabinet with the vilest RWNJs he can find. He tried to get Ben Carson to do it,...

US Isn’t A ‘Christian’ Nation Dumba** – Read The F**king Constitution

The U.S. Constitution guarantees the freedom of religion in the First Amendment. Many people violate this by trying to force their religion into public spaces such as...

Dylann Roof Gets To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming A KKK Martyr

On June 17, 2015, Dylann Roof walked into a historically Black church in South Carolina. He joined in on one of their Bible study groups, and opened...

Is Fundies’ God About To Strike Down Ark Encounter After Grant Strangles Taxpayers? (VIDEO)

A couple of years ago, Creationist idiot extraordinaire Ken Ham created a life-size "Noah's Ark" museum, the Ark Encounter, in Kentucky. This is the same idiot who...

Whole New Level Of RWNJ – Jesus’ Disciples Were ‘All Donald Trumps’

Yes, you read that correctly. Televangelist Rick Joyner actually compared President-elect Donald Trump to Jesus' disciples. I'm not religious, but that seems a bit nutty. Joyner said: “I think...

Creationists Go Into Attack Mode When Cincinnati Zoo Reminds Us About Evolution

The zoo in Cincinatti, Ohio, posted a great picture of a Bonobo monkey on their Facebook page. The caption for the picture said: “Sharing more than 98% of...

The RWNJs Have A New Buzzword – ‘Christophobe’

I watched some of the "March For Life" reporting on Mike Pence's speech when I another speaker, Bishop Vincent Matthews Jr. He was spouting normal pro-life rhetoric,...

Tomi Lahren On The Chopping Block For Making A Pro-Choice Choice (VIDEO)

Republican "pundit" Tomi Lahren may be losing her online show. She posts videos of her Republican-style rants on The Blaze network. They frequently go viral on Facebook. Welp,...

Hey, Pat McCrory! Get A F*cking Job

Poor Pat McCrory. Since losing his recent bid for re-election, the former North Carolina governor has joined many of his fellow North Carolinians in the unemployment line....