Dear, Alabama: This Is What Happens When You Don’t Teach Real Sex-Ed

I have lived in northern Alabama my entire life. In middle school, we had a sex education class. Welp... In Alabama, our sex-ed is really abstinence-ed. Here is...

86K Insane Fundies Call Themselves A Million Moms And Threaten Boycott

This conservative women's group, One Million Moms, loves to bitch about seeing gay couples in magazine ads. Now, they are having their latest tizzy fit over the children's magazine, Highlights,...

Sh*t For Brains Bigot Sessions: ‘I’m Not Sure’ If Secular People Can Handle The...

Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) has been in the news a lot today because he has been nominated for Attorney General under President-elect Donald Trump's administration. He will be...

Merry Christmas? Happy Holidays? Who Gives A F**k?!

Yes, that time of the year is upon us. It's winter and time for the holidays. We've already survived Thanksgiving. Now, there are more holidays going on...

Tell The A&E Reality Show Producers To Go F*ck Themselves – Boycott Generation KKK

A&E, the network that brought us Duck Dynasty, is making a KKK documentary miniseries. It will be aired as an 8-part miniseries starting on January 10. It will...

Phallic-Obsessed Pastor Promises To Pump Up Penises

Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has a very... interesting way of helping his congregation fix their body image woes. If a man doesn't like the size of his penis,...

F*ck You Boy Scouts — This Kid Is Too Amazing For You

The Boy Scouts of America have supposedly started allowing people of all sexual orientations into their organization. They are facing some questions after their latest discriminatory move. Joe...

Trump Wants This Televangelist, Science-Denying A**hat To Be Secretary Of Education?!

Our orange-faced President-elect Donald Trump is slowly filling up his cabinet with the vilest RWNJs he can find. He tried to get Ben Carson to do it,...

US Isn’t A ‘Christian’ Nation Dumba** – Read The F**king Constitution

The U.S. Constitution guarantees the freedom of religion in the First Amendment. Many people violate this by trying to force their religion into public spaces such as...

Dylann Roof Gets To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming A KKK Martyr

On June 17, 2015, Dylann Roof walked into a historically Black church in South Carolina. He joined in on one of their Bible study groups, and opened...

Whole New Level Of RWNJ – Jesus’ Disciples Were ‘All Donald Trumps’

Yes, you read that correctly. Televangelist Rick Joyner actually compared President-elect Donald Trump to Jesus' disciples. I'm not religious, but that seems a bit nutty. Joyner said: “I think...

Creationists Go Into Attack Mode When Cincinnati Zoo Reminds Us About Evolution

The zoo in Cincinatti, Ohio, posted a great picture of a Bonobo monkey on their Facebook page. The caption for the picture said: “Sharing more than 98% of...

Hey, Pat McCrory! Get A F*cking Job

Poor Pat McCrory. Since losing his recent bid for re-election, the former North Carolina governor has joined many of his fellow North Carolinians in the unemployment line....

A**hole Blogger: Childfree Movement Is A ‘Hate Group’

Many people start wanting to have children when they become an adult. There are many of us who decide not to have children. We get all kinds...

For The Bajillionth Time… The Ten Commandments Don’t Belong On Government Property!

A school in Texas got caught with an unconstitutional mural on its wall. O’Donnell High School had a mural on the wall that listed the Ten Commandments. Here is...

Drumpf Pandered – The Religious Right Sold Their Souls And Said ‘Yes My Lord...

Our President-elect Donald Trump definitely tried to court the Religious Right during his campaign. Over 81 percent of the evangelical voters cast their vote for The Donald. He...

Blonde Bimbo Tomi Lahren Labels Liberals As ‘Snowflakes’

Tomi Lahren, the ultra-Conservative 24-year-old host of the Blaze's show, Final Thoughts, had some ugly thoughts about liberal "snowflakes." They're almost akin to Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a...

RWNJ Logic: Bombing Abortion Clinic Isn’t Terrorism

Cheryl Sullenger, the senior Vice-President of the anti-choice group Operation Rescue is hurt and upset by a newspaper ad in the Denver Post. Abortion provider Warren Hern took out...

If You Ain’t White, Male, And Christian … Look The F**k Out

We have an incoming administration that is not going to be friendly to non-believers. President Obama just signed a law that protects us from religious persecution, but...

Only Liberal At A RWNJ Family Gathering? Here’s How To Hide The Bodies

Oh, joy! It's that time of year again. You go to your family's house to celebrate the holidays. The talk inevitably ends up veering towards politics. This year,...