WATCH: Naked Paranoid NRA Lovin’ Trumpbilly Accidentally Makes Perfect Case For AR-15 Ban

Following the recent gruesome school shooting in Parkland, Florida that left 17 people dead, NRA loving conservative nutjobs have been all over the place with wild conspiracies about the shooting while vehemently opposing any efforts to ban guns like their new favorite sex toy the AR-15 rifle (a popular gun with mass shooters).

Recently a naked red-faced bearded gentleman decided to make a video expressing his disdain for “liberals” while discussing the parkland school shooting. In the video, he claims that liberals love high body counts. But he accidentally made the best case for banning the AR-15 by going into how effective the weapon was within the short amount of time the killer used it.

Check out this sexy beast.

Wow, isn’t he just precious! Ya just want to put him your pocket!

Here’s a timeline of the shooting via

2:19 p.m.

The suspect exited an Uber car, arriving at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School around dismissal time. Uber has confirmed to TIME that Cruz did use the service and said they are working with authorities.

2:21 p.m.

The shooter allegedly enters the school and takes his AR-15 out of a case. He begins shooting into three classrooms, returning to two of them, shot into another classroom, then shot into two more classrooms before dropping his rifle.

2:28 p.m.

The suspect is believed to have run outside, mixing in with students who were running away from the scene.

2:50 p.m.

Police say the alleged shooter went into a Walmart and bought a drink at a Subway before leaving on foot.

3:01 p.m.

The suspect allegedly walked into a McDonald’s, sat down for a while and then left on foot again.

3:41 p.m.

Cruz was taken into custody by a police officer without incident, after the officer matched the 19-year-old’s clothing with a description being shared by authorities.

That’s right, with the ar-15 rifle, the shooter was able to end 17 lives and devastate an entire community for years to come in under 8 minutes. Thank you, naked Trumpbilly, for highlighting that point so articulately.

And ladies. Don’t worry, something tells me this gruffly adorable teddy bear is single and ready to mingle.

Featured image via YouTube.

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