Not long after the so-called “United the Right” rally in Virginia last Saturday, the always offensive Daily Stormer website urged men who had participated in the day’s hatefest to go out and have fun, even going to far as to tell wannabe storm troopers:
“If you’re at a bar in a group, random girls will want to have sex with you. Because you’re the bad boys. The ultimate enemy of the state. Every girl on the planet wants your dick now.”
Only one problem with that scenario: It’s total and absolute bullshit, as was pointed out this week on Babe.com, where author Dana Schwartz penned an article she titled, “We’re not going to fuck you, you Nazi losers.” Schwartz told any of the men who thought they were gonna get lucky to think again, branding right-wing participants as:
“Khaki-and-New-Balance wearing Cheeto-breathed ogres with bad haircuts and worse facial hair who think white men have it harder than anyone else right now and think the only people who understand them are the YouTube gamers who think saying ‘faggot’ is edgy, and brave.”
And Schwartz was far from finished lambasting this group of angry losers, cutting them down to size with this commentary:
“If you’re a 20-year-old pretending to be a Nazi, you’re not a bad boy; you’re a racist virgin so humiliated by his own sexual inadequacy and terrified at rejection that you’ll blame your feelings of weakness on some unseen Liberal Agenda.”
There’s a lot of truth to that. Not long ago, we even found out that the hero of so many alt-righters, Adolf Hitler, had what is called a “micropenis.”
Schwartz ends her essay by reminding wannabe bad guys that they’re pathetic:
“And so, I take it upon myself to make it very clear that women do not want to fuck the neckbearded neo-Nazi who fancies himself an edgy anti-hero whose only hobby is the internet. We see you, and we are disgusted by you. We are laughing at you.
“The community will come together to shame you: your bosses, your colleagues, the girl you’ve had a crush on since middle school who seems to ignore nice boys like you. She doesn’t ignore you because you’re ‘nice.’ She ignores you because you’re a racist piece of shit who hasn’t showered in four days.”
Sounds like a lot of jackbooted weekend warriors are destined to curl up and spend the weekend dating Rosy Palm and her four sisters.
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