Pretend ‘Christian’ Pat Robertson: Fox Host Eric Bolling Can’t Be A Perv, ‘He’s A Dedicated Catholic’

Fox News host Eric Bolling is now on indefinite suspension from the network while claims of sexual harassment and accusations that Bolling send unsolicited dick pics to female colleagues are investigated.

But according to fake Christian and full-time shithead Pat Robertson, the charges against Bolling are the latest attempt to “destroy” Fox News, which apparently is God’s favorite network:

“If you wanted to destroy the Fox News, you really wanted to destroy them, what would you do? Well you would send some salacious material, ostensibly from one of their popular co-hosts or hosts and you’d send it out and then get it publicized and then you have some woman complain that she had gotten this salacious material from this co-host and then she would come to Fox, and Fox is so averse to any kind of legal action that they would immediately take the person off the air, so before long you would have decimated the prime time line up of all the Fox hosts. Easy to do? Absolutely. Is it being done? Probably.”

It’s even easier to do when the people in question who have been removed from Fox News–Roger Ailes, Bill O’Reilly–were guilty of the charges!


Then the skeletal Robertson commented specifically on Bolling, who could not possibly be a perv like Anthony Weiner because…he’s a good Catholic:

“The latest attack is against a guy named Eric Bolling, who I think is a straight arrow, he was on this program, he’s a dedicated Catholic, goes to mass every day, very nice man. They’ve pulled him off the air because someone sent some pictures ostensibly over his name.”

Seeing conspiracies everywhere, Robertson concluded with this bit of batshit crazy commentary:

“They got rid of O’Reilly who was the top getting of audience, the most popular host they had, of course they got rid of Roger Ailes the architect who put it all together. It’s so easy to do now. I’m not a conspiracy theorist but it’s so easy to see what’s being done. I think it’s a terrible shame. Fox had better synch up, gird up their loins, people are going after them. Anybody can send a salacious piece of literature. It came from Sean Hannity, it came from anyone. Totally bogus.”

Speaking of bogus, the idea that Pat Robertson is the least bit Christian or Christlike is among the biggest jokes in the world. Something tells me there’s a warm spot in hell waiting for him.

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