Trae Crowder, a.k.a “The Liberal Redneck,” has managed to redefine what it means to be a proud progressive from the south.
Following the tragic events in Charlottesville, Virginia which left an innocent woman dead after a deranged neo-Nazi drove a car into a crowd of counter neo-Nazi protesters, Donald Trump issued this statement:
“You had a group on one side that was bad and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent,” the president said.
“I think there’s blame on both sides,” Trump said to reporters. “You look at both sides — I think there’s blame on both sides and I have no doubt about it, and you dont have any doubt about it either.”
After Trump spewed his wishy-washy verbal diarrhea, Crowder could no longer keep his can of whoop ass closed, he said:
I know these guys they think they’re patriots, you know fight for the real America with their swastikas and their Confederate flags. But I don’t know that there’s any symbol that’s more inherently unamerican than the Confederate flag, it’s sort of the point of the fucking thing. But there they are in full regalia exercising their rights as Americans. ‘We got right to assembly. We got a right to protest that statue, fly that flag.’
Then the Liberal Redneck went for the throat with this brutal analogy:
“Buddy…Yes, you do. But screaming about your rights as an American while rocking the Confederate flag is like arguing against gay marriage with a dick in your mouth. You dumb fuck it makes no sense.”
As usual, the Liberal Redneck hits the nail on the head. Nazis and Confederate nut huggers are fucking losers who like to dress up as losers and role play their twisted “white supremacy” fantasies.
But now thanks to idiots who allowed an orange racist cancer to infect the White House, these losers are now confident enough to act out their fantasies in public instead of being confined to their parent’s basement.
While many Americans couldn’t find the motivation to keep Trump out of office in 2016, they damn sure had better locate the motivation to kick his sorry ass out in 2020, or what we saw in Charlotteville only be the tip of the iceberg.