“It’s and honor to be with you,” Donald Trump said to his favorite long-time shirtless fantasy dictator Russian President Vladimir Putin upon their very “first” meeting at the G20 Summit in Hamburg, Germany on Friday.
Meanwhile, as Trump gushed like a school girl, Putin, an expert chess player (both literally and figuratively), played it cool telling his American bitch that he was “delighted” before unzipping his pants and beginning Trump’s education.
Trump wanted to use the meeting to ease suspicions of his collision with Putin during Russia’s successful cyber attack on the 2016 Presidential Election.
However with ongoing House, Senate, and FBI investigations underway, it’s a safe bet that his photo-op has done little to ease the investigative pressure back in the U.S.
To help his puppet seem like a real big boy, Uncle Putin pretended to reach an agreement with Trumpy, figuratively bouncing the man-baby on one knee while promising a brand new shiny cease-fire agreement in southwest Syria as a show of “good faith” for the sake of future U.S. – Russian anti-terrorism cooperation.
Syrian ceasefire seems to be holding. Many lives can be saved. Came out of meeting. Good!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 9, 2017
Be prepared to see much more of Trump running around Twitter in his shitty diaper for a very long time, crowing over his deal-making prowess.
According to CNN, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters (off camera) that Trump immediately raised the issue of Russia’s interference in the 2016 Presidential Election triggering a “robust and lengthy exchange.”
However, by the time Tillerson tried to spin Trump’s version of events, the Russians had already put theirs out first, once again getting the upper hand on their pitifully amateurish American counterparts.
“President Trump said he’s heard Putin’s very clear statements that this is not true and that the Russian government didn’t interfere in the elections and that he accepts these statements,” said Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.
To top things off, Putin offered Trump his country’s help in addressing “cyber security” an offer that Trump was more than happy to crow about on Twitter, showing Putin’s brazen backhanded insult like it was a prized turd painting on his refrigerator.
The fact that President Putin and I discussed a Cyber Security unit doesn't mean I think it can happen. It can't-but a ceasefire can,& did!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 10, 2017
Here’s Rachel Maddow breaking down the “first” meeting between these two fascist love birds.
Despite the smoke and mirrors, one thing was crystal clear about Trump’s appearance at the G20 summit. The world continues to laugh at and mourn for the United States because of the pitiful joke occupying the White House.
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