Here’s a really funny joke you can use to crack up your friends and family: Did you know that President Donald Trump is a deeply religious man?
Lemme know when you’ve stopped laughing. My apologies if any milk shot out of your nose and embarrassed you.
Wednesday on Twitter, the Donald tried his damndest to act like he was Mike Pence and posted this:
IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT – WE WORSHIP GOD!🎥https://t.co/jIejSgVnnA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017
Is that right? And here I was under the impression that the Founding Fathers made sure there would be no official religion for the United States. Also, exactly whose god are we supposed to worship? If we go by what Trump loves most, our god would be money and power, both of which he cannot seem to get enough of.
Also, it’s more than a tad bit hypocritical of a man who has been married three times (and cheated on the first two wives like an alley cat) and has bragged that he gets off on grabbing women “by the pussy” to start talking about deities and religion.
Others noticed the inconsistency between Trump’s words and actions and called him out for it:
Says the most morally bankrupt and godless fucker ever to walk the planet.
— Frank Whaley (@TheFrankWhaley) July 26, 2017
YOU are an obscene vortex of every id-driven pathologically narcissistic impulse in US history manifesting as a badly spray tanned hologram
— Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) July 26, 2017
I thought in America we had Constitutional protections against government pressuring us to follow any particular religion. #mymistake
— Ana Kasparian (@AnaKasparian) July 26, 2017
For your future use: pic.twitter.com/WopTpvBpqB
— just call me covfefe (@justcallmecovfe) July 26, 2017
Jesus wept at your attack on decency, humanity and democracy.
— Robin (@puppymnkey) July 26, 2017
You are correct. Most notably the god(s) of nationalism, violence, power, money, and sex/pleasure.
— Jefferson Bethke (@JeffersonBethke) July 26, 2017
We don't worship either. We trust. And sorry pal but this citizen does not trust you.
— Scott Cohen (@scottecohen) July 26, 2017
you wouldn't know God even if he had tits and pissed in your mouth
— Erin Passons (@ErinPassons) July 26, 2017
AND WE WORSHIP CAPS LOCK TOO!
— Mark Hillary (@markhillary) July 26, 2017
Personally I'm gonna worship whoever ends up taking you down. Praise be.
— Insane Mom Brain (@pattimombrain) July 26, 2017
Here’s something you may or may not have noticed: Whenever there was a prayer or moment of silence during the campaign, Trump never ever closed his eyes and pretended to pray. He was far too busy leering into the crowd to find his next female victim.
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