Wanna Really Protest The GOP Healthcare Bill? Send A Vibrator To Your Congressperson

Just how much do you hate the Republican healthcare bill? You know, the one that would rip health insurance away from at least 22 million people just so the GOP can give massive tax cuts to the filthy rich, who should instead be taxed at the 90 percent rate? How much do you hate it?

Well, if you’d really like to make a statement to your member of Congress who seems to be supporting Trumpcare, you can always send them a vibrator as a way of showing your displeasure.

On Wednesday, Unbound rolled out a novel campaign called “Vibes for Congress” that allows you to send a $15 vibrator and an educational pamphlet on women’s health to a specific representative. But perhaps best of all, seventy-five percent of the proceeds from each sale go to Planned Parenthood.

An spokesperson for Unbound commented:

“The initiative is meant to shed a light on the importance of women’s health in the face of changes that would threaten it, while demonstrating that women will not stay silent in the face of such dire risks.”


Here’s the two-sided pamphlet that will be included with the vibrator:

Just imagine some uptight douchebag like Ted Cruz getting several dozen vibrators in his Congressional mail. He’d be enraged!

Make no mistake, the GOP healthcare bill is dangerous and potentially a death sentence for millions of Americans. It deserves to be shredded and the fragments set alight. In this, the richest country in the world, everyone should have access to and the ability to pay for the best healthcare they want. To do anything less does not “make America great again” like the Orange Turd keeps promising.

So go for it! Come up off the $15 and let’s flood the Capitol with vibrators.

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