Bill Cosby was a man once regarded by many, including myself, as a personal role model. He was a shining example of what young black boys could aspire to become in a society flooded with negative stereotypes of black males.
However, after being accused of drugging and raping the rough equivalent of an entire female soccer team, I’ve come to the personal conclusion that he’s just a dirty, lecherous piece of shit who not only ruined my the lives of dozens of women but also the childhood of millions of adults.
On June 17, Cosby escaped justice after the court declared a mistrial. Following the announcement, Cosby’s lower than worm shit spokesman Andrew Wyatt sent out this “classy” statement.
“Mr. Cosby’s power is back,” Wyatt exclaimed, pointing to his client. “It’s back. It has been restored.”
However, Cosby’s sycophantic mouthpiece wasn’t done. On Wednesday Wyatt and another Cosby spokesperson, Ebonee Benson, appeared on Good Day Alabama to make a stunning announcement.
They said that the 79-year-old comedian is planning a series of town hall events around the U.S. to “educate” young people about the new sexual assault laws (and presumably how to beat them).
“Because this is bigger than Bill Cosby,” he continued, apparently referring to the issue of being accused of sexual assault. “This issue can affect any young person. Especially young athletes of today. And they need to know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things that they shouldn’t be doing.”
Wyatt explained how tripping and falling into sexual assault allegations “also affects married men.”
Benson added that the town halls would inform young people about the new statute of limitation laws surrounding sexual assault allegations.
“The statute of limitations for victims sexual assault are being extended. So this is why people need to be educated on, a brush against a shoulder, you know anything at this point can be considered sexual assault, and its a good thing to be educated about the laws.”
Go ahead and vomit if you need to. I won’t hold it against you.
Bill Cosby’s rape tour is no different than Donald Trump’s victory tour. These are two men who (in my opinion and the opinion of millions of other people) have gotten away with sexual assault and have decided to rub our faces in it.
Hopefully, there will be enough protesters to make Cosby’s life a living hell for the rest of the days his existence continues to stain the earth. He deserves to die mostly forgotten.
Go fuck yourself with a pudding pop Bill Cosby.