Trump: ‘They Get Along Unbelievably Well’ Palestinians And Israel ‘Work Together Beautifully’

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On Wednesday, President Donald Trump stood before White House TV cameras and told perhaps the biggest bold faced lie of his short, disgraceful political career.

During a joint press conference with Sate of Palestine President Mahmoud Abbas, Trump was very complimentary of the Palestinian National Authority, praising the organization’s efforts in fighting ISIS.

But then, as usual, Trump jump the shark.

“I also applaud the Palestinian Authority’s continued cooperation with Israel,” Trump said. “They get along unbelievably well… They work together beautifully.”

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Trump did manage to somewhat stick to the traditional neocon when he said that there could be “no lasting peace” until the Palestinian leadership spoke out against hatred towards Israel.

And then, America’s shining sage of wisdom spoke these profound and inspirational words.

“There’s such hatred,” he added. “But hopefully there won’t be such hatred for very long.”

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So now the world can relax because Trump put his trusty tall, inexperienced, living mannequin son-in-law Jared Kushner is supervising middle east peace.

And Jared is has become Trump’s useless assistant manager, a guy with no real power or skills but still, somehow, put “in charge” of literally fucking everything.

Middle East peace? Dude, they like totally have that shit handled.

 

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