As More Trump-Russia Hearings Loom, Distraction Don Decided To Tweet Out More Bullsh*t

On Monday, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates will testify before a subcommittee of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

It’s expected what she reveals will further clarify the matter of the Trump team’s possible collusion with Russian operatives to tip the election in favor of the Republican.

So, as you might expect, Trump woke up Sunday morning and decided it was time for him to put on his Captain Bullshit costume and take to Twitter so he could try and divert our attention. First he posted this:

Wow, he managed to get “fake media,” “Dems,” “Russia,” and “FBI” in the same tweet! Pretty sure that gets you extra points in Russian parlor games where lies are the norm and truth means they take you out and shoot in the back of the head.

A good day’s work for the perpetually lazy Trump, right? Uh, no. Not quite.

Next, our delightfully dense Traitor-in-Chief posted this lovely petit four:

Just the thought that Trump dared to use the word “lie” without collapsing in a spasm of uncontrollable laughter that left him unable to breathe is a freaking miracle. The man who lies more than any person on the face of the planet now says Obamacare was a lie and is dead. Let’s fact-check that statement: Obamacare is now more popular than ever and the only thing dead is the Trumpcare plan which is now heading to the Senate.

But let’s get back to the real point of what our #1 con man had to say on social media: To obfuscate Sally Yates telling what she knows on Monday in open session. Can you imagine how corrupt, incompetent, and downright nefarious Trump and the head of his transition team, Mike Pence, are going to look when Yates spills the beans on them, Michael Flynn, Carter Page, and the other turncoats who sold their souls to Vladmir Putin?

Keep tweeting, Donnie. The more you do, the more it proves just how nervous you are.

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