Geographically Challenged Trump Suggests Israel Isn’t In the Middle East

Donald Trump is not a smart man or president. He understands next to nothing about anything other than how he manages to keep that dead possum from falling off his head when the wind blows.

Monday in Israel, the alleged president was meeting with Israel’s Ambassador to the United States, Ron Dermer, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, and other American and Israeli officials when he decided he’d compliment Tillerson, commenting:

“Our Secretary of State has done an incredible job.”

A debatable point when you consider that Tillerson doesn’t do a damn thing other than refuse to answer reporter’s questions and look like a snake when he smiles.

But then the Donald uttered one of his patented wtf-isms when he added:

“We just got back from the Middle East. We just got back from Saudi Arabia.”

You just got back from the Middle East? Holy shit, man; you’re still in the fucking Middle East!

In the video below, you can see Ambassador Dermer trying to hold back a laugh. He then appears to run his hand through his hair as the full ignorance of what Trump just said takes hold.

Keep in mind this is the very same Donald Trump who also said the following since he decided to run for office:

  • “Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
  • Mexico will “eventually” pay for the border wall.
  • “I believe in clean air. Immaculate air. … But I don’t believe in climate change.”
  • “I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”

Wonder what Trump will say to the Pope. Will he demand a ride in the Popemobile, or just ask Francis how long he’s been a Catholic?

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