Right-wing conspiracy theorist and radio host Alex Jones has finally figured out why things are going so badly for Donald Trump in his first 100 days, and he’s speaking out to let the fake president know exactly what the problem is.
In a video he shot while driving (because who needs to watch the road when the fate of the world is at stake?), Jones announces:
“We did not elect Ivanka Trump to be the 45th president of the United States.
“I think she’s talented, she’s beautiful, I think the dresses she wears, the clothing line are cool. I have nothing against her personally. Or Jared Kushner, but we didn’t elect him to be president either. He’s a Democrat, his dad went to prison for fraud, his 666 building’s going sideways.”
Yes, Kushner does own a building at 666 Fifth Avenue in New York City. You don’t suppose that means he’s the antichrist, do you?! Someone get Pope Francis on the damn phone, stat!
While he was in full batshit, tinfoil hat mode, Jones added this about Ivanka:
“She’s over there in Germany with Merkel who opened the borders up for all the Islamisists [sic]. She says for women we should let refugees in. And that her dad’s wrong and she wants him to change his mind. What?”
Yes, in the right-wing nutjob view of the world, all the problems we face can easily be blamed on women and those of the Jewish faith. No wonder so many of these losers can’t find anyone to go out on date with them.
WARNING: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery as you watch this video:
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