Poor Donald Trump. He thought firing off those 59 cruise missiles at the Syrian air base he accused of being the source of nerve gas attacks would make him look tough and give his poll numbers a big boost.
But as it it turns out, the al-Shayrat military airfield was back in business less than 24 hours after the missile attack. Little Donnie had failed yet again, and the entire world was watching.
So the Liar-in-Chief took to Twitter and tried to pretend the goal had never been to destroy the air base:
The reason you don't generally hit runways is that they are easy and inexpensive to quickly fix (fill in and top)!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 8, 2017
But you DID hit a runway, and you approved the target, Donnie! Damn, you just hop from one fuck-up to another, don’t you?
Oh, and by the way, Trump sent that tweet in-between rounds of golf at Mar-a-Lago. He criticized President Obama for playing too much golf, but this asshole plays enough golf for ten rich shitheads.
Donnie, you ain’t fooling anyone with your bullshit anymore.
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