On Thursday, the United States dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb in the American arsenal, known as the MOAB, which stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast but is often referred to as “The Mother of All Bombs.” Catchy, huh?
The bomb was dropped on what the military assures us were ISIS tunnel locations in Afghanistan, but let’s be perfectly clear why the bomb was actually used: To compensate for the fact that Donald Trump has a microdick and is under investigation for colluding with Russia.
A few minutes after the news broke of the MOAB being used, Twitter lit up with plenty of fear and loathing:
kind of scary to think that donald trump has confirmed he can distract the media by blowing stuff up
— Alazar ?? (@zarzarbinkss) April 13, 2017
@thehill But yeah, Hillary was the war-monger. ?
— Jake Berlin (@jakoberlin) April 13, 2017
In the Fox News green room, everyone is in shock, jaws dropped, as we learn about the large bomb dropped in Afghanistan. At Fox.
— Nomiki Konst (@NomikiKonst) April 13, 2017
@TomNamako Why are you asking these pesky questions instead of Worshipping The Bomb, Tom.
— Miriam Elder (@MiriamElder) April 13, 2017
We are all going to die https://t.co/O3ZTem8Tn6
— Tom McKay (@thetomzone) April 13, 2017
The Syria strike was a gateway drug for Trump.
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) April 13, 2017
Congrats, Donnie. Once again you managed to remind tens of millions of us how much we fucking hate your guts and will be laughing our asses off when they take you out of the White House in handcuffs.
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