President Donald Trump once again proves that he has balls the size of rejected Raisinets by announcing his absence from the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Instead, Trump will be in Pennsylvania, holding a Trump rally so he can comfortably rant about how cool he is for skipping the dinner and how the media treats him so “unfairly.”
Next Saturday night I will be holding a BIG rally in Pennsylvania. Look forward to it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 22, 2017
It’s obvious that Trump realizes he doesn’t have the intellectual depth, charm, and self-deprecating sense of humor necessary to pull off a White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
According to the New York Post, Trump’s event will be held at a 7318-seat arena inside the Farm Show Complex in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. He will be about 100 miles from the Correspondents’ Dinner.
It’s a well-known fact that Trump has virtually no sense of humor. Here’s what Saturday Night Live cast member Taran Killam had to say about working with that “moron” Donald Trump:
It was not fun, and most of the cast and writers were not excited to have him there. I didn’t get the feeling that he was excited to be there, and it felt like a move for ratings from both sides. He was … He was … everything you see. What you see is what you get with him, really. I mean, there was no big reveal. He struggled to read at the table read, which did not give many of us great confidence. Didn’t get the jokes, really. He’s just a man who seems to be powered by bluster.
So now our beloved “Commander-in-Diapers” can allow his thousands of sycophant nannies to pacify his unstable ego, while the dinner goes on without him.
And by the way, did you know that only one other U.S. President has missed the White House Correspondent’s Dinner in the last 36 years?
It was President Ronald Reagan, who was unable to attend because he was recovering from a gunshot wound he’d received on March 30, 1981.
Who knows? Maybe Trump’s old “foot injury” that kept him out of Vietnam will start acting up again before Saturday.