Senate Denies Flynn Immunity Deal As Prison Inches Closer and Closer

It looks like “President” Donald Trump’s disgraced former National Security Adviser General Michael Flynn (a.k.a Mr. “lock her up“) won’t be getting that sweet immunity deal from the Senate for his testimony.

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Now some of you may be inclined to take issue with the headline, which implies that Flynn could be facing prison time for his potential crimes. However, when it comes to immunity deals, I’m only following Flynn and Trump’s own logic. Check it out.

Here’s some free advice “General” Flynn, always ask your new prison daddy if he prefers syrup or jelly before performing your first rim job. That extra considerate gesture will go a long way toward a healthy prison bitch relationship. Good luck!


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