‘Stupid Son Of A B*tch’ Letterman Goes Off On ‘Trumpy’ And It’s F*cking Glorious

Nobody skewers “President” Donald Trump like Former Late Show host David Letterman.

In an interview with Vulture, Letterman pokes fun at Trump’s obsession with Twitter.

“But the idea of Twitter: Trumpy — my son, Harry, and I call him ‘Trumpy’ — has really got something with it. Rather than a laughable expression of ego run amok, it could be a useful tool,” Letterman said.

“If we get a president sometime soon who does not have a mental disorder, Twitter will be useful,” Letterman added

When talking about Trump’s attack on civil rights icon Rep. John Lewis (D-GA),  the comedian wastes no time digging his foot into Trump’s orange doughy ass.

“He’s ignorant in a way that’s insulting to the office, insulting to America, insulting to human rights, insulting to civil rights, insulting to John Lewis. Trump saying that broke my heart. I thought, ‘You stupid son of a bitch. You ought to have known better than that,’” Letterman said.

Lewis was given a “goddamned skull fracture” during his 1965 civil rights march with Dr. Martin Luther King, during a day that came to be known as “Bloody Sunday.”

“Lewis goes down there and gets a goddamned skull fracture. I mean, Trumpy will never have to worry about a skull fracture because of the hair,” Letterman said.

“How do you know if Donald Trump is lying? His lips are moving,” Letterman added.

Letterman suggested that he might never finish a show if he were still on the air, because of all the shit he’d have to say about Trump.

“[P]eople would have to come and take me off the stage. ‘Dave, that’s enough about Trump. We’ve run out of tape,’” Letterman said.

Check out Dave beautifully trolling the orange moron to his face in this video.

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