March is Women’s History Month, and even though our brain-dead head of state waited until the month was almost over with, he did manage to speak at a women’s empowerment event on Wednesday without asking any of the women in attendance if he could grab them by the pussy.
Trump began, as per his usual, with a lie:
“My cabinet is full of really incredible women leader.”
In actuality, it’s the whitest and most male since Ronald Reagan.
Later, he managed to make a complete jackass of himself when he let this bit of drivel issue from his lips:
“Since the very beginning, women have driven, and I mean, each generation of Americans, towards a more free and more prosperous future. These patriots are women like the legendary Abigail Adams, right? Who, during the founding, urged her husband to remember the rights of women. She was very much a pioneer in that way. We’ve been blessed with courageous heroes like Harriet Tubman who escaped slavery. And went on to deliver hundreds of others to freedom, first in the underground railroad and then as a spy for the union army. She was very, very courageous, believe me. Around we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony. Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony? I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her — who dreamed of a much more fair and equal future and an America where women themselves as she said helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers, and that’s what’s happening more and more.”
He’s shocked that a group of women have heard of Susan B. Anthony? Really?! Dear God, this man is so fucking stupid.
Donald may love to talk about his daughter, Ivanka, but clearly he’s about as hip on the subject of women’s rights as a newborn infant. Also, how ironic is it to hear this lifelong misogynist talk about rights for women? He loves women as long as they’ll let him stick his tongue down their throat and his hand up their skirt.
Too bad Susan B. Anthony isn’t around to give the Donald a nice kick in the crotch. He deserves one.
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