Trumpkins, it has been proven time and time again, are not exactly the brightest bulbs in the lamp store. Matter of fact, the vast majority of them are just flat-out stupid, forever clinging to whatever conspiracy theory or bizarre tweet their demigod may decided to share with them.
But today may well mark the apex of Trumpkin idiocy, with thousands of them falling for the fake news story of fake news stories, which appeared on the Facebook page for a far right outfit known as “The Resistance: The Last Line of Defense,” which posted this headline:
BREAKING: FBI Issues Warrant For Obama’s Arrest After Confirming Illegal Trump Tower Wiretap
Wow! Sounds intriguing, even downright scary, and here are the “facts” used to support that stunning headline:
“Trump first disclosed the bombshell in an early morning tweetstorm, knowing already that the FBI was preparing charges and asking a judge to sign a warrant for Obama’s arrest. Todd McMartin, a spokesman for the FBI, told Fox News:
“The proof is undeniable. Obama basically confessed in a private call to one of Hillary Clinton’s aides that he had the Trump Tower tapped and we can’t find any federal order legally authorized by a judge to do so.”
Any link to a real news source? Nah! Real news is for liberals and those with functional brains!
Soon, the braindead disciples of the Orange Menace were all over Facebook praising news that was complete and utter bullshit:
If perhaps you needed further proof that your average Trump supporter is a few bricks short of a load, take a look at the categories the story is listed under on the Resistance “news site:”
“Free Soup, Have a Scone They’re Delicious, Loose Meat Hoagies.”
You would think they’d catch on that they’re being taken for a ride and made to look like fools, but then again, keep in mind they voted for and support a pathological liar who is also a traitor to his country and likes to grab women in the crotch to prove what kind of “man” he is.
If it wasn’t so fucking pathetic, it would be twice as hilarious as it already is.
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