If there’s one thing you can always count on from Republicans, it’s that they will inevitably try to legislate things that are none of their damn business. Whether it’s who you have sex with, who you can marry, or if you are “allowed” to have an abortion, the GOP is always eager to stick their noses in the most intimate of places.
Such is the case in Tennessee, where state House Representative Terry Lynn Weaver is sponsoring an innocuous piece of legislation know as HB 1406. What would HB 1406 do? It would declare that children born via artificial insemination to be illegitimate.
Why did the full of shit Representative Weaver get the idea that such a bill was necessary? In 2016 Weaver and 52 other legislators got involved in a same-sex marriage divorce that happened to deal with the custody of a child born through artificial insemination. Weaver and his asshole associates argued that the lesbian wife of the child’s mother should not be considered a “legitimate” parent under the current statute. Because, you know, gay people aren’t capable of love according to the mindset of twatwaffles like Weaver. And they certainly cannot be allowed to have parental rights! For God’s sake, what would happen if they did?
Here’s a bit of free wisdom for Weaver and his moronic little busybody colleagues: You are not allowed to legislate love and marriage, as per the Supreme Court. And if you think HB 1406 would stand up in court, then you just proved there was way too much inbreeding in your own family. In other words, your mama is your sister who was married to your pappy, aka your grandfather.
Yes, it’s confusing, especially when your brain is so damn tiny, Mr. Weaver.
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