Attention Americans: Apparently Vice President Mike Pence was recently in a horrible accident and suffered irreparable brain damage that causes him to be even more stupid, ridiculous, and hypocritical than usual.
Should you not be convinced the above paragraph is true, consider what Pence said today while addressing the Federalist Society on the matter of Democrats saying they will seek to block the confirmation of Neil Gorsuch to the United States Supreme Court:
“Several announced their opposition within minutes of his nomination, and now they’re even threatening to use the filibuster procedure in the Senate to stop him. Make no mistake about it, this is an unwise and an unprecedented act….This seat does not belong to any party or any ideology or any interest group, this seat on the Supreme Court belongs to the American people, and the American people deserve a vote on the floor of the United States Senate.”
An unprecedented act?! Is this tedious right-wing sack of squirrel shit kidding us? His own party refused to even hold a confirmation when President Obama nominated Merrick Garland to replace the late Justice Antonin Scalia.
Make no mistake, Pence and Trump will try to pretend what happened with Garland was reasonable and right, but that’s complete bullshit and they know it. Whatever the Democrats do to Gorsuch as payback is fair and should be expected by the Republicans. They set the precedent for obstruction and now they have to live with the consequences.
As for Pence, he needs to head back to the White House and do what he does best: Kissing Trump’s fat ass every five minutes.
Featured Image Via The Federalist Society