Holy Sh*t! Trump Signed An Executive Order Without Even Knowing The Contents!

Rhetorical question of the day: How out of touch and completely ignorant is our Cheeto-in-Chief?

Answer: Last week, Trump signed an executive order without even knowing what was in it!

The New York Times reports that the executive order which elevated senior Nazi asshole Steve Bannon to the National Security Council has caused more consternation for Trump than the Muslim ban being overturned by a federal judge:

“Mr. Bannon remains the president’s dominant adviser, despite Mr. Trump’s anger that he was not fully briefed on details of the executive order he signed giving his chief strategist a seat on the National Security Council.”

In other words, they just slap shit down on the Human Combover’s desk, hand him a pen, and tell him to sign. And completely ignorant dickweed that he is, Trump puts his John Hancock on there, holds it up for the cameras, and grins like he just accomplished something.

As you would expect, Trump got wind of the report and immediately grabbed his phone, tweeting out:

Translation of that tweet: The New York Times is absolutely right, but Steve Bannon assured me no one would ever know I’m so fucking stupid I can’t even find the Oval Office without the assistance of three interns, a trail of bread crumbs, a service animal, two Boy Scouts, and a entire Secret Service detail.

This country is so very very screwed.

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