This Dillhole Wants To Marry His Computer–Right After He Gets Porn Banned From The Internet

There’s stupid, there’s crazy, there’s clueless, and there’s Chris Sevier.

Who is Chris Sevier? He’s a Utah man who once petitioned a court in his home state for a marriage license to wed his laptop. No, I’m not making this up. And by the way, a judge denied Sevier’s bizarre and moronic wedding request.

Now Chris Sevier is on another mission which involves computers: He’s working on a state-by-state level to enact legislation which would mandate that all electronics come with pre-loaded content blockers which would censor the internet from pornography. Wanna sit back and watch a few videos of porn stars rolling in the sheets? Sevier doesn’t think you should have that right.

The bill this puritanical loon is carrying around the country is known as the “Human Trafficking Prevention Act.” How are porn and human trafficking even remotely related. Well in Mr. Sevier’s twisted mind, “pornography is an advertisement for prostitution.” Sevier also commented that porn has this effect on anyone who views it:

“It sends them down a slippery slope where before you know it, they’re starting to get more and more into hardcore forms, like worse and worse, like grosser and grosser, and the next thing you know they’re on a plane flying to Thailand to molest a child.”

Hmm…project much, Chris?

Sounds to me like Chris Sevier needs to get his nose out of everyone else’s business. And clearly he also needs to get laid.

SHARE