Ah, Brietbart! The undisputed leader in the field of fake news and favorite of budding neo-Nazis the world over. What won’t this sewer of lies, deception, and racism stoop to in an attempt to incite their angry white masses? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
To wit: A recent report on the Brietbart “News” site carried this headline:
“Revealed: 1,000-man mob attack police, set Germany’s oldest church alight on New Year’s Eve.”
Even more shocking was this line from the report, which claimed the mob which attacked the police and set the church aflame:
“Chanted Allahu Akbar (God is greatest), launched fireworks at police, and set fire to a historic church.”
One itty bitty problem: The report is a giant freaking lie.
Justice minister of Hesse state, Eva Kühne-Hörmann, informed the Guardian that:
- The roof of the church never caught fire
- There was never a “mob of Muslims”
- The church is not even close to being Germany’s oldest
“The danger is that these stories spread with incredible speed and take on lives of their own.”
Keep in mind that Brietbart is owned by Stephen Bannon, who is set to become a special adviser to Donald Trump when the Cheeto-Faced Fuckstick takes up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And somewhere in America, a racist sack of shit read that Brietbart story packed with lies and immediately thought, I sure hope Trump does ban all the Muslims!
Just that easily, fascism takes root in the heart of America and begins to spread like a virus.