Trump Newest Reason For Not Having Press Conferences Is Utter Bullsh*t

For those of you keeping score at home, Donald Trump has not given a press conference since July 27. In other words, it’s been five months since this orange shit dispenser has dared to answer any real questions other than whether or not he kissed Mitt Romney before he screwed him.

Oh, but rest assured our illustrious President-elect has a perfectly good reason for not appearing and taking questions like every other POTUS has for the past 75 years or so.

The reason, Trump explains, is simple:

“For the last month I decided not to do interviews, because they give interviews and they chop up your sentences and cut them short. You will have this beautiful flowing sentence where the back of the sentence reverts to the front and they cut the back of the sentence off, and I say I never said that. So, I said, you know what, I am not going to deal with them. They are very dishonest people, I said.”

Beautiful flowing sentence? Is this some kind of joke? Because I’m laughing my ass off right now. This moronic shitheel has never spoken a beautiful sentence in his entire life!

Donnie, we know you’re afraid of the news media, and that’s cool with us. But if you expect us to cut you any slack when you won’t even look us in the eye, you can forget it.

The President-elect is a pathetic wimp. Pass it on.

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