Trump Campaign Co-Chair Says Michelle Obama Is A Man And A Gorilla, So This Is For Him

Carl Paladino is the New York co-chair of Donald Trump’s campaign. He is also a jerkweed who ran for Governor of New York in 2016 and lost badly. And once more Paladino has managed to say something so offensive that he has proven he is lower than a sea slug scuttling along the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.

In an interview with ArtVoice magazine, Paladino said this about Michelle Obama:

“I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

So for Carl Paladino, I have this rebuttal: You are a lowlife degenerate who probably gets off on flashing little old ladies while riding the subway. Not only that, but you are also an insult to all of humanity and not even worthy of spending time among the gorillas you saw fit to compare a truly great lady to.

It may be Christmas, but I’m not feeling very charitable at the moment, so Carl, what I sincerely wish for you during this Holiday is the worst of everything. May every lightbulb in your home burn out at the same time. May you lose your cellphone and then have the replacement run over on the street. May the transmission on your car suddenly give up the ghost and force you to have to walk a few miles. May your Christmas meal give you food poisoning and require you to have your stomach pumped.

And most all, may a horny moose with blue balls pull you under some mistletoe and take advantage of you until you cannot walk for weeks.

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