Swanky D.C. Schools Don’t Want Conway’s Spawn – SAD!

Kellyanne Conway’s panties are all in a bunch because the elite private schools in Washington, D.C. seem to be giving her a silent middle finger.

Conway’s kids currently attend the swanky Elisabeth Morrow School in New Jersey, where tuition ranges from $15,600 for preschool (!!!!) to $35,800 once your kid reaches 5th grade.

Now, with her upcoming move to Washington to be one of Trump’s head ass-kissers, she’s noticed a trend with the schools in D.C. as friends call on her behalf.

According to Page Six:

Kellyanne Conway is worried establishment elites in Washington, DC, are so prejudiced against President-elect Donald Trump that she won’t be able to get her kids into private school in the nation’s capital.

Conway divulged her fears to other parents at the Elisabeth Morrow School in Englewood, NJ, on Thursday night, when her twins, George and Claudia, performed a concert with other students. Alicia Keys was also there to hear her goddaughter perform.

Yes, Kellyanne Conway is a nasty bitch and her husband is grade-A dickcheese. But come on, D.C. schools! Take these kids in and show them how wrong their parents are. It’s your duty, dammit! Mold their young minds and turn them into educated liberals who can write op-eds in 20 years about what it was like to live with these fuckwads while their mother worked for the most inept man ever to sit in the Oval Office. It’ll be GOLDEN, I tells ya.

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