Just Admit It, Das Gropenführer – You Stole The Election

Recounts are happening in Wisconsin, Michigan, and, most likely, Pennsylvania.

Das Gropenführer is having a shit fit over the whole thing, his tiny hands tweeting like mad. The recount is “sad.” “Illegal votes” are how Hillary won California (yea, right). “Voter fraud” in states he lost.

You can’t have it both ways, Donnie. Either there was massive voter fraud, and we need a nationwide recount, OR everything is on the up-and-up and you shouldn’t be worried at all about recounts in the states you won by a fraction even smaller than your tiny little dick.

But remember that Hillary Clinton beat you by over 2.5 million votes nationwide.

You lost. To a woman.

An antiquated system will almost assuredly put you in the White House, but the only person to ever get MORE votes than Hillary Clinton got on November 8 is Barack Obama.

And that’s bugging you like hell, isn’t it?

 

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