A bunch of brain-dead Nazis are getting their panties in a knot over the new Star Wars movie, Rogue One. The Nazis, who prefer to be called “alt-right” in much the same way that child molesters prefer to be called “child-lovers,” are calling for a boycott of the upcoming film.
The Nazis got really fucking cranky after one of Rogue One‘s writers, Chris Weitz, tweeted about the plot of the film, saying that the protagonists are:
“… A multicultural group led by brave women”
fighting against a bunch of white supremacists.
Weitz deleted his original tweet, but then posted a picture with the caption:
“Star Wars against hate. Spread it.”
Star Wars against hate. Spread it. pic.twitter.com/Dtf5uqpxba
— Chris Weitz (@chrisweitz) November 11, 2016
You’d think they’d be flattered to be featured in one of the most popular movie franchises ever, but we all know Nazis aren’t that smart. I don’t know how these geniuses managed to figure out how to use Twitter, but they did, and their outrage is hilarious.
— TakeDownMRAs (@TakedownMRAs) December 9, 2016
@starwars disrespecting our new President. BOYCOTT ROGUE ONE.
— THE SmallgGay (@SmallgGay) November 14, 2016
I’m totally confused. Is Donald Trump in the new Star Wars movie? And what the fuck is feminist propaganda? Is that where movies show women doing something other than flopping their tits around in all that lesbian porn the right-wing Nazis keep in their basements for those lonely nights when their wives are at Bible study? How are they okay with Luke Skywalker making out with his sister, but not with him possibly being gay? Oh wait… yeah. Never mind.
Stop using your multiculturalism anti-American agenda in a science fiction Disney movie. We just want to enjoy a fun movie. #DumpStarWars
— Baked Alaska™ (@bakedalaska) December 8, 2016
Interestingly enough, twitter user Baked Alaska (who sounds like Sarah Palin’s stoner cousin who lives in her basement) is the same guy who recently called for a boycott of Starbucks. His brilliant idea then was for all the Nazis to hit Starbucks, order a coffee, and give the name “Trump” to baristas.
That’s fucking BRILLIANT. Looks like we’re getting ready to see a flurry of tweets showing movie tickets with the name “Trump” scrawled across them. That’ll show ’em, Nazi assholes.
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