GOP Douchebag Who Said Michelle Obama Should Go Back To Africa Now Claims He’s The Victim!

Poor Carl Paladino. Not only did he manage to prove his own rampant racism when he attacked First Lady Michelle Obama, now he even thinks he’s the one being victimized.

Paladino said this about the First Lady:

“I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

And now this human twat waffle wants us all to accept his tepid apology. Here’s how he attempted to make things all good again:

“I never intended to hurt the minority community…to them I apologize.”

No, you walking, talking bag of shit, you owe the apology to the First Lady of the United States! You can’t do anything right, can you, asshat?

Finally, Paladino tried to elicit sympathy by commenting that it’s been:

“Horrible… watching my family and friends react to the rabid hordes of attacking parasites we now call activist progressives.”

Your family and friend’s pain is on you, Carl. You made the revolting comments, and that led others to respond in kind. But you’re not man enough to own up to it and take the hit for being a gigantic douchenozzle. Because you are spineless, petty man with no balls who would rather whine than apologize.

Here’s a New Year’s resolution for Carl Paladino. Repeat after me, Carl: In the coming year, I vow to never speak another word for the rest of my life.

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