Dr. Evil Says Trump’s Twitter Prowess Proves ‘We Don’t Need’ The Media Anymore

If, like me, you were hoping Dick Cheney–aka Dr. Evil–had decided to stay quiet and tend to his hobbies (killing helpless animals and humans who disagree with him), then I have some very bad news: He’s back.

Cheney was asked by CNN’s Barbara Starr if Donald Trump’s often unhinged style on Twitter might be dangerous, the former Vice President and full-time war profiteer replied:

“I do think you need to be careful. But he’ll learn as he goes along. I think he is putting some brains and good people with him. I am a big fan of Mike Pence.

“I think one of the reasons people get so concerned about the tweets is it’s sort of a way around the press. It’s modern era, modern technology. He’s at the point where we don’t need you guys anymore.”

It’s every Republican’s wet dream: To eliminate the press so they can implement their Fourth Reich plans without any questions being asked.

But I have news for Cheney, Trump, Pence, and any other politician who thinks they can go around the media: We know how to use social media, too, and you don’t want to piss us off.

 

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