Dear Donald Von F*ckenfuhrer: The Russian Hacking Charges Are NOT ‘Ridiculous’

Earlier this morning on Fox News, our beloved President-elect Donald Trump tried to pretend the charges by American intelligence agencies that Russia intervened in the 2016 election on his behalf are no big deal, saying:

“I think it’s ridiculous. I don’t believe it. I don’t know why and I think it’s just — you know, they talked about all sorts of things. Every week it’s another excuse. We had a massive landslide victory as you know in the electoral college.”

No you didn’t have a massive landslide victory! Stop repeating that blatant lie, you pathetic little babyman! You won the election, but Hillary Clinton received some 2.8 million more votes than you. If that’s a landslide or a mandate, we may have to reconsider the definition for both words.

Trump then went on to suggest the Democrats had fabricated the story. Why? Catch this:

“Because they suffered one of the greatest defeats in the history of politics in this country. And frankly, I think they’re putting it out. It’s ridiculous.”

Hey Fuckface Von Clownstick: You wanna see ridiculous? Go take a look in the mirror at that Cheeto fake tan on your face and the dead sewer rat sitting on top of your head. But your casual dismissal of a matter this serious to American national security only serves to make you look guilty. Which you probably are.

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