Truth At Last! Google Maps Lists Trump Tower As ‘Dump Tower’

We’ve all been looking for the perfect expression of how we feel about Donald Trump, and finally Google Maps spoke for all of us:

Yes, you are seeing that correctly: Google Maps lists Trump Tower as Dump Tower. Just how perfect is that?

Now all that remains is to wonder how exactly to interpret the use of the word “dump” in this particular instance. Trump Tower is a luxury building, so it seems unlikely it applies in that sense. But if you consider that Don the Con is preparing to take a giant dump all over this country, then Google is freaking prescient.

Trump himself is composed of 99 percent fecal matter and 1 percent intestinal gas. I have no proof of that, but I read it somewhere. Believe me!

 

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