Trump To Tour Country Like A Hunger Games Winner

We did it, America! We elected a racist clementine to be our next president. Apparently, he seems to think we are on the Hunger Games or something. He’s going on a “victory tour” across the states that he won.

In the Hunger Games, they have a competition to the death with randomly selected teenagers. The one that survives gets to go around their country on a “victory tour.”

Well, I guess Trump won the Republican Hunger Games. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d rather be in the real Hunger Games than have him as president. It’s almost as if the dumbass doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Oh wait…He doesn’t know what he’s doing! He’s an entertainer, so he loves giving these rallies and stirring up his supporters. He seems to have an almost cult-like following among these racist assholes. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, people!

Well, Trumpkin, the campaign is over. Now, you actually have to do the job of being the leader of the free world. Let’s hope we survive the next four years together.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Featured image via YouTube screenshot.

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