What was that thing in The Book of Revelations again? Are we in Hell and don’t know it? Or have we all been mysteriously transported to some God-forsaken timeline in an alternate universe?
Heck if I know, but it sure feels like we are in the end times.
First we have Trump, a guy who probably gets a little itty bitty boner fantasizing about his 13-year-old daughter… A serial sexual predator who is now President-elect. Are you frickin’ kidding me?
Then in the same month, Florence Henderson dies. And on Thanksgiving! How can our country survive without Carol Brady?
This cannot all be real. We are now living in a nightmare.
I mean seriously, ‘Mr. Micro Penis’ is #NotMyPresident! Nor will he ever be. But thanks to our backwater inbreds, Christian Evangelicals, white supremacists, and all the other vile ignorant trash that voted for him — there will actually be folks out there who will see Donald ‘tiny stump’ Trump as legitimate!
Pair that with the news that now ‘America’s mom’ is gone, and you begin to get the picture.
Well, that’s it… God has forsaken us.
You guys remember those sci-fi movies. The ones with the parallel universes? You know, where ours is the sane one, the laws of physics almost make sense, but all the other planets and timelines are fucking fucked as fuck?
Yep, we switched places kids! (Hold on, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.)
However, I do have a treat for you. Florence Henderson and the Muppet Monsters sing So Happy Together from The Muppet Show.
Featured image via Youtube.